SANIC TEH ANIME EPISODE 1
Sanic is fasting through the forest when Taels suddenly screams, "SANIC SANIC MATEL SANIC IS BAC!" What will Sanic do? A. Confront the menace. B. Punch Taels in the face for being a dipshit. C. Eat Doritos. D. Ride on a magical Shrek. A: Sanic fasts over and goes over to Matel Sanic and yells, "HEY YOU DUMB BRIK I HAPPEN TO KNOW PEOPLE WHO KNOW PEOPLE WHO PEOPLE WHO KNOW PEOPLE WHO KNOW PEOPLE WHO KNOW PEOPLE WHO KNOW JOHN CENA SO YA BETTER WATCH OUT BUBAROONIE!" What will Matel Sanic do? E. Blast Sanic. F. Run away like he should. G. Summon assistance. H. Blow himself up. B: Sanic punches Taels in the face for being a dipshit. THE END C: Sanic grabs a bag of Doritos and begins eating. While he's eating, Matel Sanic destroys the world. THE…